GRUMPY

David Moreau was the owner of Grumpy’s Coffee and Ice Cream in Riverside, Illinois, originally just across the street from the train depot, so that many, many train riders would drop in for a quick cup and sweetroll on their way to or from work.  That included Marlis, and I’d often linger in the shop—sometimes after she’d caught the train, sometimes while waiting for her train to arrive.

David Moreau with Glenn and Marlis Broadhead at Grumpy’s

Some of his friends say that Grumpy’s wasn’t named after David, because he was a kind man.  I disagree.  He certainly wasn’t unkind, and he wasn’t unfriendly, at least after a breaking-in period. But his standard day-to-day demeanor was grumpy.  I admired him for it. I mean, look at the world around us.

I also deeply admired Grumpy’s coffee shop, a warm, aromatic space at the corner of an old Riverside building across the street from the train depot. It was decorated with lots of vintage photos from Broadway shows, radio, and the movies. The sound system, too, always played interesting music—frequently older jazz.  What’s not to like?

The original Grumpy’s
Sculpture by Gretchen McCarthy

So I gradually tried to ingratiate myself by making unnecessary but what I hoped to be wise, witty, and hip comments about films and jazz when I ordered a cuppa joe.  As I recall, this ingratiation process took weeks, but eventually we established a first-name connection, and from then on it was all gravy.

Once established as a regular, you could gradually chip in to the discussions of a wacky cast of regulars.  Grumpy collected and nurtured a broad range of friendly and generally opinonated customers. Some of them drove me nuts, but I soon grew fond of Jim Nash and Johnny Simonetta. Jim was a retired engineer and a voracious reader. He once began a conversation with me by saying “I was re-reading Principia Mathmatica last night, and. . . .” Yes, with ME. What a laugh. He’d patiently explain what needed explaining, which in my case was pretty much everything, and I’m sure I never really understood what he had to say about Alfred North Whitehead; but he amiably allowed the chat to drift over to Bertrand Russell, where I at least had a chance.  An atheist, he attended church regularly (for his wife’s sake) and would go to Tuesday night church discussions, as he put it, to shake everyone up.  He was the absolute antithesis of combative, but look out for inquisitive. He was ever ready to examine any belief from any perspective.  Jim loved music, and in his 70s performed a great rendition of “Luck Be a Lady” for entertainment at a charity ball. Once, a gig for my band Safe Sax fell through at the last minute. Since I owed the musicians a paycheck anyway, we went ahead and performed in Jim’s backyard as a birthday present.

Interior of the original Grumpy’s

Johnny Simonetta is a guitar-player, composer, and producer who writes movie scores, commercials, and all sorts of practical, interesting things that an actual working musician undertakes.  He’s the son of the wonderful Chicago drummer Mickey Simonetta, so he’s knowledgeable about jazz, but even so would tease me for my old-fashioned ways with my Safe Sax band.

If you wonder why I’m talking about Jim Nash and Johnny Simonetta in a piece about David Moreau, that’s exactly the point.  David could hold his own in a discussion about just about anything, but more importantly, his personality exuded interest in the most diverse range of people and ideas. So, while you could get exercized about a point while chatting at Grumpy’s, you couldn’t get mad. That would break the house rules–although I have to say that sarcasm was allowed, and, if apt, even celebrated.

But the kindness thing was true.  He was very active with the Riverside Catholic church, and helpful in other charitable ways, too. At one point, I gave him a copy of a CD I’d made with a quintet I called Halfway to Dawn.  David digitized it and put it on the coffee-shop computer’s hard drive. Whenever he saw me about to enter the shop, he’d punch a couple of buttons, and by the time I opened the door, my band’s music would be filling the shop as if on an endless loop.  Music to my ears.

David died last week, December 2022. I’m pretty sure that, if he could read the praise I’ve tried to convey about him here, he’d have just two words of comment: “Too late.”  Grumpy.  The best.

David Moreau

PEOPLE: Alice Ann in Her Own Words, on Making Feathers into Flowers in the 1890s

feather flowersFeathers that Alice Ann Made into Flowers in 1894

The following account is from “The History of Alice Ann Carter,” compiled by her daughter, my Aunt Faye Lundquist (one of “the twins, Faye and Fern”).  In it, Alice Ann recalls how, at the age of 17, she learned to paint with oils and to make flowers out of feathers while living in rural Juab County, Utah, in the 1890s.  The narrative, written around 1956, is also included in my brother Hal’s book, OUR PIONEER HERITAGE AND FAMILY HISTORY (2004).  One of Alice Ann’s two floral shadowboxes remains with the family of my cousin Ann Bjorklund, Aunt Faye’s eldest daughter, who kindly sent me the photo above.

There was a Catholic nun who had left the Convent in the East and come west, teaching art along the way. She traveled alone in a surrey. My father had heard about this traveling artist, and he engaged her to tutor me in art.  She also taught others in our town and stayed at our home for seven weeks. My father fed and cared for her horse. It was gentle and kind, and its name was “Pet.” Father paid $1 for each lesson that I had. After my seventh lesson, she continued on her way.

I was seventeen, and I worked hard and took my training very seriously. The teacher had patterns we could buy, and I later sent to New York and to Canada for others. The initial pattern was ordered from The Modern Priscilla Publishing Company of Boston, Massachusetts. I also sent to the Family Herald and Weekly Star, Montreal, Canada, for a pattern for ten cents. These patterns were soon unavailable, and I’ve had to be most careful with the original ones.

Using the patterns to paint was complicated. A thin coat of white lead was spread over one side of the perforated parchment paper pattern. This pattern was then laid face down on a fine quality velvet fabric. I would then clamp the handle on to the flat iron that had been heated to the desired warm temperature on top of the stove with the wood I had gathered and chopped. I gently pressed over the perforated pattern with the iron, and it transferred a fine white dotted line through onto the velvet. While this was drying I quickly cleaned the paper pattern with turpentine so it could be used again.

Using many fine strokes with the pen point, I could build up the oil to paint and shade the flowers and leaves as I desired. These paintings have won first and second prizes at the Juab County Fair.

I saw some feather flowers, and I wanted to learn to make them. Mrs. Bigler told me she was going to teach a class which would be held in the Excelsior Building. This building was a store with a gallery. People could buy merchandise off the shelf or sit around on chairs. Brother James Paxman managed the store and told Mrs. Bigler she could rent the space above for so many weeks.

The flowers took a long time to make. We stripped the down off the feather, cut and trimmed the feather the way we wanted for the petals for the flower we wished to make.  We cut little petals for daisies and sweet peas. We used little scissors to cut the feather petals, and we had to be very careful that we didn’t split the feathers. Then we would come up the quill of the feather and dent it and cut it in the shape we wanted, and make it hollow if we wanted a hollow [pillow] and make it turn out. We had to design our petals and leaves like that before we could make a flower.

Then we needed something to put our petals together. Mr. Wrigley hadn’t made his chewing gum at the time, so we made our chewing gum out of lump resin, which we bought at the drug store. It didn’t cost us very much if we bought it by the lump. We then put water in a pan on the stove and mashed and dissolved the resin. After it came to a boil, we added butter and boiled it until it was stringy like candy. We tested it until it was a soft ball in a cup of water. We would stretch it until it was ready to chew. After chewing, we would make the center of the flower and add the feathers as we wound, adding more stringy resin around each center. Finally the flower was finished, using the resin chewing gum. Keep in mind we had to chew the resin all the time we were making the flower.

Sister Bigler couldn’t help the problem of the down flying around and going down on the dress goods below. When people were buying yardage below, the down would fly around and fall on their material. The clerk had to brush the down off, which was very embarrassing, so Brother Paxman became angry and told her she was doing damage to his business and would have to move somewhere else.

She said, “If you can let me stay here until the week is out, I think I can wind it up.” He said, “I think I can do that.”

She said, “Tomorrow we will have to borrow some ducks because we can’t get any geese in here because they are too big. [They stood as tall as I was, 5′ 1/2″.] Who has some ducks we can borrow, so I can show you where to get the feathers?”

I said, “I’ll get some.”  I told my mother about this and wondered if the Prices across the creek would let us have some. Mother said, “I think they will let you borrow some, but how will you get them down there?  You’ll need help; maybe Lucy will go with you.”

I said that would be fine, so Lucy and I each took a basket and went to Prices to borrow some ducks. The Prices caught some pretty, white, clean ones, and we put them in the baskets and took them to the store.

Now I had learned to make the feather flowers, I needed more feathers to work with.  Mrs. Bigler said there were some geese at Goshen, Utah, near the pond over by Mona Lake.  My father said, “If you want to go out to Wanship, you will find some up the river.”  I said I’d like to go there.

I took the feather flowers with me to show my cousins.  They liked them very much.  My cousin George Moore said, “I’ll go up the river tomorrow and find some geese.  How many do you need?”

I said, “Two.”  He replied, “They are not molting at this time of year, and if you will wait until spring you can have all you want.”  I knew it would be a nice summer there.

The next day he went up the Weber River and brought back two beautiful geese as tall as I was. They were friendly geese, and he placed them in the barn away from the house down the road.

One day my friend Mae Judd (Bates), who was working for Uncle George Carter and Uncle George Moore because their mother, Aunt Polly, wasn’t very well, said, “Let’s go out and see the geese.”

So we went out the front door and down through the gate and across the road. The geese heard us coming and were friendly toward us. They made us laugh as they crawled under the fence and came down the road to meet us side by side, talking and chattering to each other like two old ladies. They would look at us and then at each other. When we met face to face we stopped, and I said, “Good morning,” and then they chatted to each other some more.

We laughed and walked back down the road with the geese on each side of us.  We came on down the road to Aunt Polly and Uncle Will’s, where we were staying.  (George Carter and Will built that home.)

We went in the house, and the geese went around to the back of the house. Mae wanted to go outside to see what the geese were doing. There was a tap with a fabric hose attached to it that lay in a wooden tub that overflowed and watered the strawberries, radishes, and lettuce.  One of the geese got into the tub and went round and round with its feet and head out of the water, flapping its wings about in the tub. Then the goose in the tub got out, and the other one jumped in and did the same thing. Now the other one picked up the hose and sprayed the goose in the tub. They looked so pretty and white.

During the summer, Cousin George fed the geese and said he would get them fat for Thanksgiving.  We had a good time with our pets.

Finally the time came to molt.  Aunt Polly (Mary, as we called her) said, “How are you going to get the feathers off.  I’m afraid the teeth are going to bite you.”

I was afraid, too, because the teeth on the lower jaw were like a little saw, white and sharp like needles.  She said, “I know what I’ll do.” She wore a long front apron that tied around her waist with a bow in the back.  “I’ll hold my apron over its head so it won’t bite you.”

I picked the feathers from the back between the wings, on its back, and a few near the tail and on the breast. The silk feathers came from the wing. The ones on the breast were wide. The ones further down were all down, and I couldn’t use them.  Most of the feathers were easy to pull.  The difficult ones had blood on, and the geese made a yell that frightened me.  Finally we got the feathers picked, and they were enough for two frames or more.

I made it home with the feathers and made one picture for my mother, and I used the silk feather lilies for my wedding cake. The other frame I made for myself. I finished it the winter before I married in 1901.  I didn’t make any after that because I didn’t have any tools—the house caught on fire and burned my scissors and tools.

When I married Sam, my flowers in my hair and corsage were feather flowers I had made—they were white silk lilies. I edged them with fine scissors. Today we would call it “pinking.” They did not have pinking shears in my day, so it was done with small scissors.

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Feather flowers for Alice Ann’s wedding to Samuel Broadhead

My wedding cake was three tiered. The first layer was baked in a large milk pan.  It was iced with white frosting and decorated with white peppermints.  A small vase on the top tier held the white feather flowers.  Today you can see them in the center of a large picture of feather flowers I later framed for our home.

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Alice Ann in 1952 with her husband, Sam, and kids Daken and Valate (front row), and (at back, left to right) Sheldon, Fern, Faye, Blanche, and Rulon

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The Twins, Faye and Fern

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Every goofy little kid has to have a hopeless crush on a cousin.  My fate was easily sealed.

Kind, funny, and beautiful Ann.

 

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PEOPLE: Alice Ann

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Alice Ann

A few years ago, I got an email from a distant cousin who informed me that the town of Nephi (about 90 miles south of Salt Lake City) had an old cemetery that was nearly full, with room left for only a few family members of those already interred.  Would I like to reserve a spot?

As a kid, I had spent many wonderful times in Nephi visiting my Uncle Rulon’s family, especially my cousin Niles, since we were the same age, and also because Niles knew a million places where young boys could play in and around the dirt roads and irrigation ditches of that rural community.  Even so, I declined the opportunity to be planted there.

But the email reminded me of an event at my parents’ house in Temple City when I was back visiting home in southern California, I guess sometime in the 1970s.  They had invited a bunch of family members to dinner, including my dad’s mother, Grandma Alice Ann, and his older sister, Aunt Valate. This was after Grandma had had the misfortune to develop some kind of heart problem while visiting Los Angeles from Salt Lake City, and was deemed permanently too ill to make the trip back to Utah.  So she had moved in with my widowed aunt.  At this time, Grandma was in her 90s.

The dinner went well, and afterwards we all sat chatting in my parents’ living room.  Eventually Aunt Valate said, solicitously, “Mother, don’t you think it’s about time to go home?”

“Well, all right, Valate,” my grandmother said mildly, “if you’re tired.”

I managed not to laugh out loud then, but I’ve done so ever since, every time I’ve thought of it.  I’m laughing now.

The next day, while peeling spuds with my dad for another dinner, I repeated the exchange between Grandma and Aunt Valate, and said to my dad, “Gee, Grandma’s got a bit of a tart tongue, doesn’t she?”

My dad replied immediately, “Well, she’s a Carter.”

I was struck by the fact that, after roughly 75 years of birthing and raising seven kids on an isolated ranch outside of Nephi in Utah, to say nothing of putting up with about a billion other Broadheads, somehow Grandma hadn’t yet gained full membership in the organization.  There was still that Carter asterisk.  Broadheads are a tough crowd.

A year or so later, I visited Grandma Alice at my aunt’s house in Burbank. She was nearly 96 then, and failing, so that she rarely even recognized my father when he visited her each week.  I was on my way home from northern California, and stopped off to see if I could say hello.  Luckily, she was on top of her game and in good spirits that day, and we had a nice chat for nearly an hour.

At one point, I asked her how she made the wonderful shadow-boxes that had hung in their house in Salt Lake City, each about a foot and a half wide, maybe two feet high, and a few inches deep–and each filled with brilliantly-colored floral arrangements made out of dyed feathers.  I know that this sounds a bit like oil paintings of toreadors on black velvet, but they were very beautiful and subtle.   They ought to be in an art museum if they aren’t already.

She was just a young girl when she made them, and she was a bit daunted by the task of fetching a crucial, especially prized, highly delicate feather that had to be plucked from the posterior of a farm goose at the original Four Mile Ranch.  Apparently the goose’s artistic sensibilities were not developed enough to make it fully cooperative, and it put up a heck of a battle, continually flapping its strong wings and beating young Alice Ann about the head and shoulders.  She said she heard bells ringing in her head for several days afterwards—but she got the feather.

Of course.  She was a Carter.

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I often told these stories to my daughter Emily, great-grand-daughter of Alice, and apparently she took them to heart.  When she gave birth to her second daughter, she and husband Kevin named her Savannah Carter Kuhlman.

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Savannah – Alice’s Great-great-granddaughter, and definitely a Carter